I can haz conspiracy?

Trying to control the world?
I see you won't succeed.

T'ien hsia shen ch'i
The world is a spiritual vessel
And cannot be controlled.

Those who control, fail.
Those who grasp, lose.

Some go forth, some are led,
Some weep, some blow flutes,
Some become strong, some superfluous,
Some oppress, some are destroyed.

Therefore the Sage
   Casts off extremes,
   Casts off excess,
   Casts off extravagance.


^{OMG!! The evil, all-powerful elitez, and their liberty-crushing Jackboots!!}

So … don't enable them?
Nobody has to give them what they want.

Just say no to temptation. It's probably not good for you.
Think.